I was in a bad mood, so I got onto YouTube to lift my spirits. I looked up the Christmas Shoes song to read the comments on the music video. I rue that song and reading my fellow haters comments would lift my spirits.
What I read quiet surprised me. Turns out, some sickos actually like that song! How depressing! There I was, anticipating messages of unfathomable loathing, but was faced with comments like "Love this song so much makes me bawl my eyes out every time really feeling christmas spirit now" and "I love the guts out of this." Now I have a headache from reading the poorly punctuated comments and my spirits weren't lifted at all.
To make myself feel good, I commented on the video. They were comments like. "My heart is a bottle root beer and it is the root beer of hatred! And this song is shaking that root beer insomuch that it is about to EXPLODE!!!" And "This song is like a waffle with syrup, whip cream, ice cream, strawberries, butter, fried butter, crushed pop tarts, bacon bits, and chocolate on it."
Feeling christmas spirit now!
