The first time that I was legitimately depressed was when I was 7. I had always wanted to be a mermaid, but it just wasn't happening. So I one day, I was just depressed. All day long.
Now, I have moved on beyond my mermaid dream. I've decided to pick goals that are more obtainable.
Like becoming the world's dictator!
And seriously, once that happens, I'm making Ariel my royal adviser.
