Hablo espanol!

I'm studying Spanish in my homeschooling studies. You can ask my parents why I have to do that, since I'm going to make French the official world language once I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

It's kind of fun to be able to speak it, admittedly. It makes me feel special! 

QUIERO TU SANGRE!!!!!

That means, "I want your blood" in Spanish. I inspired to write that after thinking about my post about Edward. 

Or, if he were talking to an esteemed person, he would say "Quiero SU sangre!!!!"

I haven't read any of the Twilight books, but apparently Edward wants Bella's blood and that's romantic or something. I'm not exactly sure why. I blame being homeschooled for my abnormal sense of romance.

Wait just one second here....I'm not abnormal in a bad way! I'm abnormal in the sense that I'm superior to everyone else!!! Besides, those other teenagers are the abnormal ones! As future dictator, I deem that finding blood cravings as romantic and attractive is ABNORMAL!!! 

So there!

Girls my age are always saying to me "Why haven't you read Twilight yet? What, are you still into fairies and stuff?" And I proudly respond "Indeed, I find Tinkerbell much more enthralling than any other book about lustful teenagers and blood and kissing and vampires and the like! In fact, you can soon kiss your Twilight  propaganda items goodbye, because the time of my DOMINATING THE WORLD is at hand, and assuredly such distractions can't be legal in my perfect kingdom!"

I don't know why I'm getting myself so worked up about Twilight, because it will undoubtedly fade in popularity soon. It's not like Harry Potter, which is going to last FOREVER!!!

Editor's note

We're getting rid of our internet soon. We won't get it back until school starts. Just a heads up that my posts will be less frequent for a while.

Also, I think that I might want to keep Rosetta 14 years old forever. I know, I've been posting about my, I mean her, birthday for a while, but let's just assume that she'll remain 14. I've figured out that realistically aging a comical fictional character some how makes him or her less comical and fictional.

Eight days a week!

I have always loved the Beatles. I like that one song that goes "Eight days a week! Is not enough to show I care! Oh, I need your love, babe, just like I need you! Ohhhh..."

Hey, that reminds me...eight more days until my birthday!

Oh, mother of mine!

"Hey mom, can I go to Forks?"

"Um, why do you want to go to Forks?"

"Because that's where Edward Cullen lives!"

"I thought that you didn't like Twilight. Wasn't it just yesterday when you were making fun of Amber for liking it? What were your words exactly? Oh yes, I remember. 'Mom, Amber is an insolent fool for continually turning the subject of our discourses to Twilight.'"

"I find it very aggravating that you're hastily forming the conclusion that I am now a fan of something I loathe simply based on the fact that I desire to go to Forks because that is the place where Edward dwells. No, I want to go to Forks because I plan to capture Edward! Honestly, mother, haven't you been keeping up on my blog?"

"Um, right. That taking over the world thing. Sweetie, you know that Edward isn't real, right?"

"Of course he's real. I've seen pictures of him."

"You mean you've seen pictures of Robert Pattinson, the actor. You know, he was Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?"

"How dare you even associate anything related to Twilight with a masterpiece like Harry Potter! Besides, I'm homeschooled. Do you really expect me to know these celebrity names and such?"

"No really, here, I'll show you."

So then my mom got on the internet and showed me pictures of this Pattinson guy. And yes, he is Edward and was Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. 

Part of being humble is admitting what one is incapable of. And you know how humble I am, so I'll admit it. I cannot capture Edward.

Besides from the fact that he's fictional, I'm too scared of him to do such a thing. Kind of like how I'm too scared to say that I don't like the actor who plays the Phantom in the movie Phantom of the Opera because he's scary! He'll like, hunt me down or something. I saw him do it to people in the movie.

Although I do have respect for mercilessly dealing with one's enemies...

I read somewhere that being able to distinguish fiction from reality is part of mental health. I can't think of anyone who's mentally healthier than me!

Comment: Gerald Butler's not the Phantom! He's a Phantom pretender!

DOMINATING THE WORLD: Part 2

In order to dominate the world, I will simply have to hold Edward from Twilight hostage and in order to see him alive again his fan girls will have to give me large sums of money and/or their countries!

LOL!

I hear that Princess Kate Middleton has a thing for fictional vampire male characters, so I can start considering England mine.

I don't quite get why girls are giving such a fuss over this guy, anyway. He's so pale and creepy and vampirey. (Vampirey is an adjective that I made up. It means "vampire like." I also made another word called "What-the-hecky." It is an adjective that is used to describe something that is outrageous or awesome or outrageously awesome or just plain makes you want to say "what the heck.")

Is there something lovable about this face?

Um, he looks like he wants to kill someone. It's kind of creeping me out. He's saying "I WANT YOUR BLOOD!!!!"

Yeah, I promised you all that I'd post pics of cute guys on my blog, and all I've done is put pictures of pale and creepy and vampirey vampires. Sorry. Here are some pictures of some really cute guys:

Ohhh! Soooooo cuuuuute!

Baby Harry Potter! Ohh, boys don't get cuter than this!

Ha! You wish!

Apparently, some fool is alluded and fancies himself worthy as my competitor for DOMINATING THE WORLD!!!

Here's his blog address:

 http://mikemaster98.blogspot.com/

Little does he know that I was born to rule!

And how do I know that?

Without me, the world wouldn't be what it is today.

I'll prove it:

You see, over a decade ago, a woman named J.K Rowling thought "Gee, someday a girl will be born. She'll be so amazingly awesome! I must write a worthy novel so that she'll have some good literature to read." And so she wrote Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Hundreds of years ago, the Aztecs discovered and invented chocolate. They did this because they knew that some day, a girl of such superior awesomeness would be born, and she would need something sweet to eat.

1942, Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue to discover America, so that she could live there.

Over a quarter of a century ago, Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote The Phantom of the Opera to provide awesome music for her. 

I have the divine right to rule! Because of my existence, Harry Potter, chocolate, America, and Phantom have been created!

So there. Move aside, little dictator wannabes!