Here are some chocolate sayings that I've seen around:
"If God wanted us to be skinny, he wouldn't have made chocolate."
"On the eighth day God created chocolate. And it was good."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of chocolate."
"I eat chocolate for you so that there's more of me to love."
Here's my version of that last one:
"I eat chocolate for myself because I take enjoyment in inflicting pain and resentfulness in others as they drive themselves to near insanity as they wonder how I'm so unbelievably thin."
The only problem with it is that it won't fit very nicely on a plaque.
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