Heralding back to my roots

Our traditional form of internment, at least when done legally in designated areas, can be rather costly. The price of the approved burial site, coffin, and labor adds up. Seeing as it's years down the road and I've got an entire world to  dominate before I kick the bucket, most people tell me that I needn't concern myself about financially covering my funeral now, but I am a fastidiously prepared individual.

So the question is, how can I have a dignified manner of disposing of my remains whilst still using economically friendly methods without prodigiously high costs?

Viking burial!

It'd be cheap because my successors would build the boat themselves, then take it down to our local river, which is conveniently located close to my residence, thus cutting travel costs, then set it off, shortly after adroitly shooting an aflame arrow into it and voila! Epicness. I know how to go out in style.

Some naysayers would protest saying that it wouldn't work with all the permits and such that would be required for such a procession.

But Vikings don't need permits.

And if the police did come, they could just do a lovely little thing called ninja vanish.

The logic is infallible!