Thursday, June 27, 2013

Insert the sound of a teenage girl's scream in desperate realization here

I was formula fed as an infant.

Kindly read the last phrase in my previous post.

Ouch.

My world is now a popcorn kernel under extreme heat and pressure, ready to explode in a fiery inferno.

Why didn't my mom tell me this a long time ago?!!!

No wonder I've only dominated one measly country!

Good bye everyone.

I am leaving to attend my scheduled session of mourning.

Live long and prosper.

And eat cream puffs.

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