I have decided to start a petition. The petition will convince the school board to put me at it's head. I believe that dominating my school district will be a crucial step to DOMINATING THE WORLD.
I took the petition to Harry Potter High. When I asked my fans to sign it, they all smiled and laughed and signed it. They're all so devoted! When ever I bring up my DOMINATING THE WORLD, their jubilance becomes too powerful to hold back and they express it with laughter! Isn't that something? Followers who laugh with joy at the very thought of my dictatorship!
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