Hello, everyone! My name is Rosetta Ever Johnson. I'm 14 years old and I'm home-schooled.
Now I bet your wondering: "why would I want to read about a 14 year old girl who's home-schooled?"
You want to read my blog because someday I will CONQUER THE WORLD!
Everyone has this crazy idea that all world dictator wannabes are well...evil. History is full of evil dictator wannabes: Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Voldemort, Sauron, Invader Zim, Doctor Doofensmirtz, Fire Lord Ozai, etc. etc.
But I'm different than those guys because I want to take over the world for good reasons! I mean, who better than me to rule the earth? I'm so beautiful, smart, good, humble, heroic, brave, and gosh, just thinking about how perfect I am even makes me jealous of myself!
I'd better turn in. Even beings so utterly powerful as myself need beauty sleep.
Well, Litte Miss Future Dictator,
ReplyDeleteif your time at the helm of the world
is as quirky as your entries,
it ought to be a fun ride!