Progress Report

Well, I was going to execute my first step of DOMINATING THE WORLD today. What's with the was,  you ask? How come I said that I was going to DOMINATE THE WORLD today and not I am going to DOMINATE THE WORLD today?

'Cause  my parents said that I have to clean my room.

I asked them why my 4 sisters who share the room couldn't do it while I DOMINATE THE WORLD, and they said that it wouldn't be fair.

And tomorrow's the Sabbath, so I can't DOMINATE THE WORLD then!

No one understands a future world dictator.