I know how to get our country out of debt!!

Duh! Hunger Games!

Do you know what the box office was for the Hunger Games movie? It's $624,405,528. 

Whoa.

So here's the plan: First, I've got to CONQUER AMERICA. (Which will not be an easy feat, seeing how we Americans have this deeply rooted belief that all dictators are evil or something.) Then, I'll tell Lionsgate Studio to make more Hunger Games movies and donate the money to get our country out of debt!

I would run for President, but I don't want to have to wait for the next election. Plus, I'm not old enough to. Plus plus, I'm broke. Plus plus plus, I think that it'd be easier to just CONQUER AMERICA!!!!!!

Maybe if you all donated more money to my cause, I could run...