Only 23,703 days left to CONQUER THE WORLD!

The life expectancy for an American woman is 80 years.

So that's 29,120 days. (Not counting leap years.)

I'm already 14 years and 321 days old. So I have 23,703 days left to live. That's only 23,703 days left TO CONQUER THE WORLD!

(My poor, delicate pinkie finger is getting tired of pressing the shift button whenever I type out CONQUER THE WORLD!)

The life expectancy is higher in Japan. I think that I'll move there so that I can live longer. Konichiwa, Japan, here I come! Of course, I'll have to CONQUER JAPAN before I move there. I'd better get a move on.