Guess who's birthday is in a month?

I have an announcement to make! My birthday is exactly a month away from today. I know that it's such short notice. You're all probably thinking A month! How am I supposed to get my future dictator a suitable present in just one month?! But don't worry, I've decided to get presents the Japanese way this year. There's this American maxim that goes "It's the thought that counts," but I read that in Japan, giving someone the rightly priced gift is more important than the gift itself. So instead of spending a long time getting a thoughtful gift for your future dictator, you can just give me a heck of a lot of cash! I think that a heck of a lot of cash is very thoughtful, anyway.

By the way, whoever posted that anonymous comment on my last post, I don't think that I have a ton of followers because I'm homeschooled! I know that I have a ton of followers because I'm just awesome like that.