Friday, May 18, 2012

Your Future Dictator Eats Grape-Nuts For Breakfast...

....And so should you!





They don't have any sugar in them! Or brown sugar! Or confectioners sugar! Or toxic waste! Or high fructose corn syrup! Or cocaine! Or coconut oil! 

Existence is meaningless without grape-nuts. On days where I'm depressed, I just eat more grape-nuts and I'm happy! If it weren't for grape-nuts, my life would have no purpose.

(Except for the fact that I'd still be breathtakingly beautiful, smart, humble, and AMAZING. And I could still CONQUER THE WORLD.)

1 comment:

  1. I don't think I've ever seen you depressed. It must be because you eat grape nuts every morning.

    Love Mom

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